Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Exam's Q & A

I've just recieved an email from my friend forwarded by someone to someone else and then me.
I don't know who's the hell started this but it's funny.

So i'm going to share it all with you.

Ever find that one moment where you couldn't answer a question in the exam paper?
And you knew you've read it or you totaly don't understand what the f.u.c.k it's talking about?

Ok, here's a few tips you can try.

Q1: Calculate the result for "C"














Q2: Expand Calculation













Q3: Subjective question to Ocean Heat





Q4: Find the field and potiential that affect the proton.











Q5: Does teh object continue to move after it comes to rest?












Q6: What is the answer of X?






Q7: Explain the shape of the graph.











Q8: Cat's Choromosome?






Q9: Find X

Monday, July 2, 2007

Beware of BOMOH! (Shaman)

Beware of BOMOH! They eat your girls


Ok, here's what most of you guys out there needs to know.

I know it's nothing new about bomoh being a pervert and trick womens to have sex.

But still, this is a warning I must voiced out after i've seen these images.

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Yup, I got this from a forwarded mail.


For those people who don't know what is BOMOH, you can have a look in here.
Basically Bomoh in english is somewhat similar to a Shaman, except it's in Malay term.


So, if you asked me, what is bomoh?
I'd say, Bomoh is someone who eats your wife, eats your girl friend, eats your daughter, eats your mother.
They eat all the girls you know.


Apparently, bomoh is surposed to be someone "clean" in the old times, they used to help others that are cursed by demons and ghost, they purified the evils.


However, in this new generations, well they've turned evil.
The original bomohs are basically extincted.
The new ones we know now are all cheaters, pervert, liars.
The have absolutely no holy powers or skills to purified evil.
They have mobile phone with a better and newer version than the one you are holding.
They have more sex than you do. (with different girls every day and night)


So, how do they run thier schemes?

  • 1. They would tell you or your (female) that you are cursed by evil spirit, or house got haunted.
  • 2. They would require your (female) to stay with him for a few hours or the whole day. (Worst case i've heard is the female has to move in with him and stay in the same room everynight.)
  • 3. They would then make her drink something or suck in a certain type of gas/smoke.
  • 4. This will then make the female felt high and horny, the female would then want nothing but sex. (very naturally she will accept any man for sex in this mode)
  • 5. Then some might say they would need to blindfold the female. (Just scared that some women are still smart enough to figured out.)
  • 6. Then they perform thier "Purification Method" to the female, which is nothing much but having sex and more sex to her.
  • 7. Some they would even record the whole process into a tape, so that they can make her visit him anytime he wants.
  • 8. After the "Purification Method", they would then do some voodoo stuff, this is basically just to convince her that he(bomoh) is doing his job, and that this is not a sex or rape scheme. (most women will fall for this.)
  • 9. Then your female get dress up, then walks out fo the room, and says she is feeling better now. (She's damn right)
  • 10. Then the bomoh will make a new apointment, and she has to come again next time. (normally the girls will automatically follow and visit again)


If you ask me, will the girl be stupid enough to fall for all these traps?
Trust me, 90% of them will.
Why? because that bomoh guy, they can seriosuly do stuff that makes your female thinks they are indeed cursed with evil spirit.
Then after the sex performance, he will then either tell her it's a must that needs to be obbey (because it's from god), or he will show her the tape he recorded. (forced her).


Because of this, some female will then realised that they have been rape or cheated, and some are not as daring as you imagine.
Some females just try to hide this up and hope for the best, but it will make things turned out even worst.


Some cases I read on the newspaper are saying that the husband is also inside the same room watching the whole "Purification Method" performed. The guy is also being trick and got convinced by the bomoh until after the whole thing ended for 2 days later.


Anyway to stop this from happening?
Well, I would say YES and NO.
If you are a believer, then the % is higher to fall for this bomoh scheme.
However, best is to think that everything happens for a reason, and they are not entirely because of evil cursed or spirit.
Most of the time those unlucky things that happened are because of what you've done that you don't realised.


Just sit back and relax, try to think a wider picture on what has happened, and what have you done.


Then try to seek a way to solve the problem that you are facing.
Most importantly, if the female is your:

  • - Wife, just love her more and have more sex at night. (She needs that)
  • - Girl Friend, love her as well, and have sex based on situations. (You know what I mean)
  • - Daughter, love her and care more on her feelings. (They are growing up)
  • - Mother, love her and talk to her more often. (She is lonely)


So, I guess this would raised the alert for most guys.
Those that have happened and fell for this scheme, all i can say is "Go easy on her, it's already happened and it's not what she wants".


Friendster is closing down

Friendster is Closing Down - Allen Smith
For how long are you going to believe and still continue to forward this message in friendster?


I've been on Friendster.com for sometime.
and I noticed one thing.

The SPAM - "Friendster is Cloding Down" just doesn't stop being forwarded.

Ok, I don't know how many dumb a.s.s register in Friendster.com? But to those who are still forwarding message like these are all consider as dumb a.s.s.

Now, before you get all fired up and angry or pissed on what I've just called you.
Please have a look on the message that was forwarded below:


Message #1
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Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 10 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account.
.....................................
by: Friendster Manager - Allen Smith

Message #2
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Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 30 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account.
WARNING!
We want to find out which users are actually using their Friendster accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every Friendster user that you can.
.....................................
IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone. we will delete your account.



Done? Ok, now tell me. Do you believe anything that was writen in this?
If you don't, then WHY THE F.U.C.K YOU FORWARD THIS MESSAGE?
and if you believe it's true, then please let me ask you a few question. (Please bring along your brain to understand what I am trying to say as well)

Questions for People who believe this message is true:
Q1. Who owns your Friendster Account?
Q2. Do you know that Friendster emails you when ever there's an update or changes?
Q3. Can Friendster send you "Friendster Message" by themselves?
Q4. Do they know who is an active user and who is not from the "Last Login" details?
Q5. Why must Friendster message you to forward that SPAM message when they can just email to your account and inform you?
Q6. Would it be easier when they just send a mass message to your friendster inbox to inform you?
Q7. If you are the msnager of friendster.com. Will you put your name in the message? As in Full Real Name?


Now, Friendster DOES NOT need you or anyone to forward message to tell us they are closing down or cancel account or detect inactive user.

They can just type a message in thier main page and everyone who logs in will see the noticed immediately.

They don't even need to email you or send you message.
But to be fast, they can just message you, and its a single mail.

They don't need you to help forwarding the message to your friend.
If they can contact you, they can contact your friend as well.


So, for all the stuff I wrote above, you might ask "Why do I have to believe you?".
Well, that's because I have prove.
You can always look at this official FAQ from Friendster.com:
http://www.friendster.com/faq.php#24

So, I beg all of you HUMANs, PLEASE DO NOT SPAM about Friendster closing down or anything about Allen Smith again.

If you still do it?
You are nothing but Idiot or Stupid.